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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 01:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Moving sucks, but decluttering helps - The Verge

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

Unacceptable again!

Have you ever been forced into bestiality?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Reality TV star’s son dead at 16: ‘Life is so cruel and unfair’ - AL.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Sega Throws Shade At Mario Kart While Showing Off Sonic Racing: Crossworlds - Kotaku

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Japan Is Ready to Fight a $385 Billion Annual Polluting Beast by Offering a Greener Alternative to Traditional Cement - The Daily Galaxy

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

So they tried

What is the top-rated beach resort in Bali, Indonesia according to TripAdvisor reviews?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

US growth likely to slow to 1.6% this year, hobbled by Trump's trade wars, OECD says - ABC News

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

New COVID variant could come with extremely painful symptom - PennLive.com

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

If Delta Force soldiers wanted to form a criminal gang, how dangerous would they be with all their equipment (explosives, rifles, vests, night vision goggles)?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Is it safe to say that China is at least 30 years ahead of India?

No go.

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?